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Gig Bag Handle Wrap - "It's Not a Cello."

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  • It's not a cello - padded handle cover for your bass bag. Closeup on bag handle.
  • It's not a cello - padded handle cover for your bass bag. Wide shot installed on bag handle.
  • It's not a cello - padded handle cover for your bass bag. Illustration of product.
  • It's not a cello - padded handle cover for your bass bag. On upper handle of bass bag.
  • It's not a cello - padded handle cover for your bass bag. Packaged version of product.
  • It's not a cello - padded handle cover for your bass bag. On side bag handle.
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Description

"It's Not a Cello."

This is a rallying cry amongst those bassists who have ever wrangled their huge bass across a parking lot or through a narrow doorway, only to be asked by a non-musician, "Hey, is that a cello?"

This is a handle wrap for your bass case (or luggage, or other gear case, if you so desire) that can act as additional padding, as well as a colorful identifier to quickly identify your personal gear. The text imprint is inspired by the fun-loving, hard-playing, usually sarcastic, and sometimes acerbic, folks at the Upright Bass Players UnionFlip Flops, a Facebook group where the talk is (almost) always about doublebass - and the chats often get quite entertainingly irreverent. In truth, when mentioned on the forum, the phrase usually includes an unsavory word ("It's not a #%@&ing cello") but I figured it best to keep this version rated "G."

This is a fun, slightly cheeky item to decorate your bass case, and it might also make carrying it around a bit easier, since it adds a little light padding to a handle which might not already have some.

This handle wrap also makes a great gift for your "non-cellist" friends!

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